Category Archives: Cigarette Packs

Well, for a start the point is on the pictured needle attached to a syringe. The text reads,"smoking is addictive don’t start". The message is on the back of the cigarette pack. Before you see the message you must have … Continue reading →

"Smoking when pregnant harms your baby"… thus reads the warning on my packet of cigarettes! I’ll tell you something, if I was pregnant it would be such an incredible shock that, I’d need a cigarette and, perhaps, a stiff whisky … Continue reading →

Front of Packet : Smoking kills   Rear of Packet : Smoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility   Surely the message on the front suggests an end to fertility; the message on the back, about a decrease, must  therefore be guilty of … Continue reading →

  Quality: We have produced these cigarettes to the highest standards of quality. If you are not completely satisfied. please return the packet and its contents to ….   Smoking is highly addictive, don’t start.   The above is quoted … Continue reading →

Just noticed the following message, on a now defunct cigarette packet : "Smoking can cause a slow and painful death" … my first thought turns to the smoked gammon and smoked fish, which I must admit to enjoying on the … Continue reading →